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Squatting over a toilet while masturbating
I pulled a toilet hover in the rest stop earlier but missed and spunked on the floor.
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A band that is half of a former band that plays covers of its former glory, or a band that doesn't tour anymore and throws together a couple of shows each year to squeeze money out of fans playing hits.
Furthur, comprises half of the Grateful Dead is a Hover Band.
String Cheese Incident is a Cover Band that borders on Hovering.
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Hover hand usually takes place in photos at conventions when a nervous nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually rap their arm around the chicks back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, afraid to touch them.
Jeff: Hey Drew! Check this picture, bro! This dude has his hand barely touching this super hot chick's waist like a creep. Why doesn't the he just touch her?
Drew: HAHA! What a small dick, faggot. I hate people who hover hand. I'd put my whole hand around her waist and have my thumb damn near hanging on on the rim of her jeans.
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The hovering butterfly
How it's done Lie on your back with your partner straddling you, facing towards the headboard and bracing herself against the wall.
Advantage This position is a favourite of many women, and it's a good one to use as your partner nears orgasm. She'll be able to control your speed, pressure, and the angle of her pelvis to allow you access to specific areas. With her partner somewhat hidden beneath her, she can easily drift off into her own world, which may help her climax.
Secret to success Let her call the shots - don't follow her if she lifts her pelvis off your mouth and don't try to reach for spots she's pulled out of the target zone.
Work with what's right in front of you.
The stronger tongue stroke here is upward.
Do the hovering butterfly you fucking whore!! Stop faking your orgasm and go fucking mental bitch!
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When there are three or more people sleeping in a bed under one blanket and the middle person is only touched by the blanket and not wrapped in it. The blanket is held taut by the people sleeping on the outside and only hovers over the middle person(s).
Yo man, move over and give me some blanket, I have a wicked case of the blanket hovers.
To arouse a female sexually in the form of written communication.
We couldn't FaceTime, so I had to colleen hoover her in order to send me scandalous pics.
We see each other tomorrow for the first time in 3 weeks, so I was colleen hovering her all day today by explaining what I would do to her when I see her tomorrow.
An alcoholized drink that hits the drinker by surprise shortly thereafter. (i.e. the image of a hovering fist suddenly clobbering the drinker)
Man, that tequila shot was a total hovering knuckle!