Pearl-Hurl

Cum, Spooge, Sperm, Jizz - the name rhymes with the color of the substance

She swallowed all the pearl-hurl!

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bag, tag and hurl

When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.

haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady

duke of hurl

A cheapass who doesn't have cable.

Hey, Duke of Hurl, the games on tonight.
Oh wait, thats right, you don't have cable, jackass.

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duke of hurl

A person who owns an appartment that's average temperature is 90 year round.

A kick-ass place to party before football games then pass out after football games.

-Damn, Duke of Hurl, turn down the heat and open a window cause its hot as a muther F***er in here.

-lets go to the Duke of Hurl's house and party before the game.

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A hurling hit and run

When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh

Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run

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jim hurl

all round fucking legend, rumor has it hes a bag fein on a friday night, surfs at avolon daily

racked some lines with jim hurl

Harrier Hurl

The term is used when cross-country runners (harriers) throw up after a tough race.

Man, first place looks exhausted. He just harrier hurled up his lunch.