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If someone says immunity necklace, then whatever they say next cannot be judged by anyone.
Jen: immunity necklace
Judy: oh god
Jen: Madeline has a big ass nose and is a bitch
a phrase said before the speaker says the most foulest, jaw-dropping, timber-shivering thing to ever reach the ear of man.
john- “immunity necklace…”
bob- “oh no”
A person who has complete control over their sexual desires. Also a person with no sexual frustrations and is an absolute sex god/goddess
Kylie: OMG did you and Mark fuck last night?
Ave: No I'm waiting for the right moment
Kylie: wow you must be sexually immune, because a guy like him is too irresistible
Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.
Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone
Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.
A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.
Yo how did the immune system find out about the weed Byron?
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Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.
Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
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