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A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.
Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.
An infected booger is a booger that just stays in your nostril no matter how hard you pick it, blow it or Vick’s it out of your nose hole. Spicy food won’t work, neither will breaking it. It just festers and gets... infected.
“Yo Jesse, this infected booger got me squirmin.”
A viscous bacterial infection of the women’s coochie; named after a specific and original victim, the Vorheest Infection, in short, feels like battery acid and fire ant smoothie on your cooter.
“I cannot believe I am suffering from a Vorheest Infection... I should have stayed protected...”
whenever a fat mexican tells you to flush a fat lollipop down the toilet and then the fat lollipop gets stuck
Kenzie: this lollipop is gross
Zo: Flush it down the toilet
Kenzie: no thats gonna make a plumbing infection
Any STD
Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.
When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"
That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.
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For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.
Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.
ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...
"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."
"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"
Wear rubbers !!
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