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A "Player" for the Yankees, and a disgrace to baseball as well as life as we know it. Whoever says he's the "greatest shortstop in history" is sadly mistaken; he'd be lucky to make it onto the top 10 shortstops CURRENTLY PLAYING. And the worst part is, he struts around as if he is Babe Ruth or something, as if he is automatically above and better than everyone else simply because he is the "GREAT Derek Jeter." This is his most unattractive quality (although he's pretty ugly now that it comes up...his facial proportions don't make sense, and his squinty eyes are terrible). His intolerable arrogance and smugness make it impossible to genuinely respect him--just watch him on TV for 30 seconds, and it will be clear how much he thinks of himself, and how he secretly feels that everyone should bow down to him. And Guess what? This is NOT coming from a Red Sox fan!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": Well Hiya Derek Jeter!
Derek Jeter: Hey! Howya doin man?
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): You DARE speak to Derek Jeter? BOW DOWN TO ME, UNWORTHY SCUM!
"Insignificant Lowly Player": How was the game?
Derek Jeter: It was great! We won 12-2, and I got an RBI!
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Without me this team is NOTHING. That RBI was SO CLUTCH!
Insignificant Lowly Player: OK Derek. Nice Talkin' to ya...(walking away, to himself): What a nice guy!
Derek Jeter: Yeah man, same to you.
(Derek Jeter Secret Inner Voice): Aren't you gonna ask for my autograph?
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Boy who puts peanut butter on his dick an let’s his dog lick
Hey Nick Jeter I saw your dog with peanut butter on his lips
A silly little bloke that has spaghetti hairs.
Did you see that weird Jeter cheese kid over there.
The Rear Admiral of the New York Yankees.
Derek Jeter used to be the Captain of the Yankees, but after Joe Girardi found him parking the Winnebago in Jorge Posada, he promoted him to Rear Admiral.
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The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.
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a horrible yankee's captain that should not even start. Shows off by diving into the stands and making acrobatic throws, but really sucks. Did not even hit a grand slam in over 30 appearances w/ the bases loaded until June 18, 2005. Overrated player that is overly cocky
"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"
"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"
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A baseball player who plays for the New York Yankees. Many people believe he is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports
Many people believe Derek Jeter is a team player, but all he really cares about is making money for himself. He dives into the stands after he already makes catches to put on the illusion that he "had to" sacrifice his body for the people. Highly overrated. Symbol of all that is wrong with professional sports.
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