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When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.
The product of the induction of a man's jism into the female sexual apparatus; a baby.
Sandra's nine months pregnant. She's about to pop out her first jism organism.
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Woman who (like a predator) hovers in a bar in search of male spunk
That jism hawk is going to get some young stud tonight.
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The area on a woman's body above which she is not okay with a man shooting their load after pulling out before climax during intercourse. Usually the breasts or upper-chest; a woman's acceptable cumshot boundary.
A verbal play on the mason dixon line that was the dividing line between the Northern and Southern states during the U.S. Civil War.
Man: "She won't ever let me cum on her face."
Friend: "What? Really? What about on her tits?"
Man: "Yeah, she's okay with that- she just tells me to keep it 'below the mason jism line'."
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When snot runs profusely out of your nose onto the face of the person your making out with.
Kyle picks up a chick and whilst upon a passionate make-out session he nose jismed on her rather plump lip.
When you steal someone else's work by ejaculating all over it
"I can't believe Preston got away with plagiar-jism on his school essay, that feels wrong on so many levels"