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While engaged in intercourse, withdraw your unit and ejaculate into the palm of your hand. Procede to smack your partner across the face with said man juice.
"She was a naughty lil kitty, last night i gave her a Sloppy Joan and she liked it!"
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Although it is widely known that Joan Jett is into BDSM and all that good stuff (listen to Fetish), she has never officially "came out" about being a lesbian. This is not because she is afraid , but being gay as a widely recognized musician or celebrity comes with a label and an identity trap she does not want to be burdened with.
She also wants her private life to remain as private, unlike some other hos in the music business**COUGHcourtneyloveCOUGH**, which I greatly respect.
Contrary to popular belief, Joan Jett DOES give a damn about her reputation.
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An employee, usually a woman, that can't be fired because one person thinks that she is invaluable, yet unbelievably annoying to every other employee who just want to burn her at the stake like joan of arc.
Missy cleans the toilets once a week and acts like she is the bees knees, why can't she just die like joan of arc did?
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This Woman was a famous women in the 14th century who directed a French battle and war, called the Hundred Year War against the British. She died at the stake after she was caught by the damn Brits and was burned on the file of the fact that she was a witch. She was actually a very nice Woman, as my great great great great grandfather knew her closely. She was sainted after her death, and she has been turned into a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
Joan of Arc was such an awesome saint, she was so cool! She was defenitely not a slut!
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A really cool actress! i love her! and she;s rele pretty
did you see that new movie with joan cusack in it
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Literally THE Queen of Rock and Roll! Joan got her start in the music industry when she formed an all girl rock band The Runaways in 1975 with Cherie Currie, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox, and Sandy West. When the band broke up in 1979, she went solo and formed a backup band with “3 good men, not show offs” called The Blackhearts. After being rejected by 23 major labels, Joan started Blackheart Records and released her own music with hits such as “Bad Reputation,” “Do You Wanna Touch Me,” “I Hate Myself For Loving You,” and her smash 1982 hit, “I Love Rock and Roll.” She was also an actress and costarred with Michael J Fox in the 1987 film “Light Of Day.” In the 90s, she was involved in the Riot Grrrl movement with bands like Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, L7, The Gits, and Bratmobile. She was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2015 and the documentary on her life, Bad Reputation, was released in 2018. She still continues to record music and tour internationally to this day. She is also an inspiration to multiple girls and women around the world.
Me: “Joan Jett is literally my idol, like she’s the Katy Perry of the 80’s!”
Some sexist asshole: “Pipe down, girlie! Girls can’t play rock and roll!”
Me: “Then how did Joan have such a successful music career? You need to pipe down, honey!”
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The group of friends you seldom hang out with or see but, when you do they only talk shit about everything and everyone around they see
( in a group of friends)
Marcella : " eeeeeewwww what was she thinking that hair is hideous!!! "
Marcella : " and that guy.... with the silverlake beard peeeeeeuke! "
Matt: " Marcy your a whore. Fucking Joan Rivers"
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