To masturbate for long time.
I never thought I'd come afterhours of abusing the joystick.
Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.
1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.
Scientific Name: Penis
1. A stick that brings joy
The girl played with his joystick.
joystick
noun:
1. the penis when gets erect and moves up and down, and side-to-side, or in a circle, either independently or when someone else grabs it and moves it in said direction themselves, like a video game controller
2. an overactive penis
His girlfriend was so horny, she moved his joystick in all directions in the middle of the night while he slept.
When you shove chicken fingers up your ass
Connor: Shut the fuck up or I’ll give you a greasy joystick
Ryan: I’m sorry man chill
The sexual act of strapping down the limbs of a man and the proceeding to smack is penis back and forth until its red
Ron: Last night, me and jessica tried the alaskan joystick. It hurt like hell