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The act of placing ones thumb into the rectum of an animal followed by removing it and placing it directly into ones own rectum followed by removing said thumb and inserting into ones own mouth while humming a tune.
While Dan was frolicking in a meadow, he came upon a sheep. While noticing that nobody was watching he decided to stick his thumb in the sheep's ass, remove it and place it in his own ass. For reasons still unknown, he then sucked on his thumb and hummed a little tune on his new Stinky Kazoo!
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Jimbo still smokes Salems through his cancer kazoo. That's just wrong.
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People born after the millennials that like the kazoo instrument, make a lot of noise but have no other purpose in life.
A gamer may be making a lot of money and hey he/she is nothing more than a kazoo-mer.
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People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.
“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”
When your dick hurts so you have to put a kazoo over it to keep away the skin to skin contact but still cum inside of her.
"Bro my dick was so swollen I had to use a fucky kazoo on her"
When the sound of your fart is amplified by sitting in a plastic chair.
When I farted during a lecture, the fart was much louder than anticipated because of the plastic chair in the lecture hall. This "over amplification" phenomenon is known as the "Dutch Kazoo".
When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.
"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."