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Beatty doesn't believe Lewy that Sarah has a female burger and thinks she has a female kebab
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Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.
Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.
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Iskender kebab is one of the most famous meat foods of Northwestern Turkey.
It is a kind of döner kebab prepared from thinly cut grilled lamb or beef basted with tomato sauce over pieces of pide bread and generously slathered with melted butter and yogurt.
A serving of İskender kebab contains thin and wide strips of meat
A real İskender kebap is prepared by stacking large pieces of meat vertically, which is why the meat strips are large.
İskender kebab is also served with yogurt.
Dude 1: OMFG Iskender kebab is the best food ever!!
Dude 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
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i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack
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When a man with extremely long fingers skewers several pussys at once, causing the women to form a Fingerdingo kebab.
jesus, I got wrecked by a Fingerdingo kebab last Christmas.
When you cut the tip of your penis off with a piece of paper, pour lemon juice on it, and shove a pencil down the middle.
Dad: son you got an F on your paper, I'm gonna have to give you an Alabama kebab
Son: yes daddy
Sloppy seconds with a dirty Syrian.
"Bro, I totally had a Slob Kebab last night. I need a shower."