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The Portuguese Keel whilst being similar to a Dutch Rudder is a different beast altogether. Instead of the traditional arm-to-arm action of the rudder with the Portuguese Keel you substitute yours and your friends anus. Where as the Dutch Rudder is limited to a maximum of a Double Dutch the long standing Portuguese Keel is unlimited in the number of participants. The current world record is set at 26 keels.
Me and the brosefs got our Portuguese Keel on last night
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When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.
"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"
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v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.
The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.
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Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.
I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.
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When a girl is out in a mini-skirt, in cold weather, especially without pantyhose, tights or panties. The cold can cause her beef curtains (see definition: beef curtains) to freeze together into a beef keel.
Sarah: 'I was out walking the other day, and while I was on the bridge I caught an updraft and got the hardest beef keel.'
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A curse Michael Rosen can call upon you to make you, well, keel over, and die.
Harold Rosen (Michael Rosen's father): I hope you get an STD
Michael: how about you go Keel over and DIE
Harold immediately keels over, and dies.
1. (noun) The devine place. Heaven on Earth. Located in the middle of the Idian Ocean
2. (adjective) Smooth white beaches, crystal clear blue waters, lushes coconuts, incredible constant warm whether and isolated from busy city life.
It's time we went to 'Cocos Island'
This place is like 'Cocos Island'