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A way of describing someone that lives a parasitical existence , that serves little to no purpose , so much so ? There father should have deposited them into a tissue the day they were conceived
Look at Dave , he can’t even change his own tire his father had to come an do it , such a Kleenex kid
a man who is still justa boi, treating ladys bad,i.e ,shouting abuse at them infront of hes mates to look big, but really he isnt! and has a small box! and would need a tissue if she shouted back, or came close ,because hes really scared of her, because shes too much of a lady really
Boi shouts,"hey you sket, what are you looking at?"or "you skank",dirty rat"!!!lady just replys"shut up kleenex mansize"!!nuff sed and she walks off smiling!!
Game you play when you are bored at work with your female co-worker.
You watch men walk by and announce “Kleenex!” or “Bounty!”
Depending on the size of how the foot relates to dick size.
“Kleenex or bounty”
heartbreaking or very sad moment that will make one cry
Be ready for a good cry, "Hachiko the movie" has a lot of kleenex moments.
When a brand becomes so synonymous with a certain product that it replaces the product name itself
You know how no matter the brand of tissue, you call it a Kleenex? This is an example of the Kleenex effect
When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.
"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"
The instance in which a man (or men) sneeze and ejaculate into a tissue in no particular order and place the tissue into a stranger's alcoholic drink, to therefore create the Kleenex Cocktail.
Bill: "Yo I've got this used tissue here."
Mike: "Alright gimme a few seconds and well have a Kleenex Cocktail." <enters bathroom>
Bill: "Put it in Tommy's 40!"