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The very thing that has everyone inside their homes and wearing masks.
Person 1:This Kung-Fu Flu has been kicking my ass lately...
Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?
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1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items
When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.
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What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.
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a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.
"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"
1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone.
1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face.
2. Damn, he kung-fu nutted on my face.
3.Oh my god, NOT THE KUNG-FU NUT!
4. That bitch is so fine, makes me wanna kung-fu nut all over that ass.
Code phrase for a gentleman's club. Used by men to disguise the attempts of visiting a strip club in front of female listeners.
Jon: Hey Jason, what's popping Friday night?
Jason: I don't know yet. But Jackie is going to visit her parents this weekend. (glances over to girlfriend, Jackie, and smiles)
Jon: Aw, that sucks. Well since Jackie is going to be out of town, (glances over to Jackie, and smiles), do you want to go to a kung fu club Friday night?
Jason: Count me in! (glances over to Jackie and softly kisses her on the cheek)
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Kung-Fu Kazoo is a lifestyle. It represents those who are "Formal, but here to party".
Cristiano Ronaldo:
Hola Brad, you wanna play football all week and then party with a bunch of ladies on Saturday with tons of champagne?
Brad Pitt:
Hey, Cristiano is it? Nah I'm fine thanks... I'm gonna go spend some time with my family, work a little then go party. Kung-Fu Kazoo is my motto! K-FK all the way!
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