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The desire of a child (hopefully) to only sit in or be held by her or his caregiver's lap area.
Pass me that baby. He won't stop crying till somebody's got him. He's got a bad case of lap fever.
A beverage common to the coffee mecca of Melbourne, served predominantly around the Spring Racing Carnival.
The Phar Lap is steamed horse milk poured over a double ristretto and served in a smaller 160ml cup giving it the optimum coffee to milk ratio.
Though uncommon in many countries, horse milk is becoming increasingly common in western countries due to its known positive effect on libido.
Waiter....'How may I help you?'
You....'Could I please have a Phar Lap and smashed avo?'
Waiter...'No problems!'
A large woman that sits on your lap and does your billing. For 25 cents an hour
Man I really need a lap chicken
A male twink who sits on the lap of a bear, almost like a monkey.
Come here lap twink, come sit on papa bears lap.
A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.
From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:
Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.
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An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.
Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.
Implied perception given when you are trying to covertly/secrety text message with your phone hidden in your lap, or under a table and are doing SUCH a crappy job it is very noticable by EVERYONE you are trying to hide it from.
When you catch someone horribly failing to hide they fact they are trying to text message under the table, you should say: "Hey, you should get some cream for that lap itch!"