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laundry deficit

Wearing mis-matched, ugly, out of fashion, sometimes ill-fitting clothing that is only worn because you have nothing else clean.

"Wow, what's with the pink pants?"

"Laundry deficit!"

"Oh, yeah."

by PurpleAnkh November 2, 2011


Laundry Shooting

Placing a drunk girl in an elevator and pressing the lobby button to get rid of her instead of taking her home.

Dude 1: Did Richard take Kelly home?
Dude 2: Nah, he fucking laundry shooted her.

Dude 1: This bitch is getting super sloppy, what should I do?
Dude 2: Try laundry shooting her dude.

by AlyB December 3, 2019


satan's laundry

The act of doing something very shitty and unwanted

God damnit i have to go to satan's laundry

by iFrosty February 12, 2017


laundry list

"Laundry list" refers to a list of characteristics or items that are generally considered to be mundane or distasteful. Items on the list tend to pile up, just like dirty laundry.

No partying for me this weekend. I have a huge laundry list of shit to take care of.

I started out being optimistic, but this laundry list just keeps getting longer and longer...

by banzaimonkey August 15, 2007

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Laundry Machine

A common household appliance that actually doubles as a wonderful place to sit on for the purpose of achieving sensual vibrations that lead to tremendous orgasms.

After doing three loads of laundry today, I needed a boost. So, I sat on the laundry machine and achieved the most exquisite of orgasms.

by Indy Sparkplug May 4, 2010

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Laundry Shot

This term is used to describe the situation where a female displays her panty covered mons. Typically she will be wearing a dress or skirt and be in a seated position with her legs crossed or spread slightly apart so a bystander can look down her legs and see her panty covered twat. If you’re lucky, you might even see a camel toe. It’s a real teaser. More than half the time she does it as an exhibition to tease males. The rest of the time it’s an “oh my gosh” accident where she forgets to keep her dress or skirt pulled over her knees and her legs tightly closed. This situation is not to be confused with similar views from upskirt situations.

Gina is wearing her tight skirt to class; there will be lots of laundry shots today.

I like to go to Joe’s Lounge after work; there’s lots of women there and lots of laundry shots.

by RobbieJor March 14, 2005

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flip the laundry

Taking the dry laundry from the dryer and putting it in the laundry basket, and transfering the wet laundry from the washer to the dryer.

Hey, could you flip the laundry while your up, and I'll put a load in the wash.

by J.L.D.mcbutterpants July 27, 2008

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