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"if you do not move the barbell at least 1 dick length, the lift is thrown out and irrelevant" - Jason Blaha
He said he bench pressed 315 for reps but the dick length rule says otherwise.
The number of digits of pi you can recite straight from memory. (Including the 3 before the decimal place.)
Tim: Dude! I feel so emasculated.
Tom: Why, What happened?
Tim: That little girl's nerd penis length is 222 digits and mine's only 15...
Tom: That's harsh.
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Your dick should be 14in erect when your 17. Just like mine. If its not. Then you have got a problem.
The black dude from freaks of cock average penis length is 14 in."Its about to be Hiroshima up in here!" "Ohhh she know what shes doing" "Hey no more blue balls"
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Anywhere from 5.5-12 inches apart
Boss: HEY I NEED THESE CRATES ABOUT A DICKS LENGTH APART!
Worker1: How do we determine that?
Worker2: Really Kyle?
Worker1: Really really bro.
Worker2: Just estimate accordingly
***workers finish***
All different sizes
Worker3: Damn daquan that can't be right that's nearly 12 inches!
Boss: (cracks up)
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Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.
I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.
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Well the average penis length of a guy in England is 5.5 inches.
The average for a guy in america is 8 inches.
The average for a guy in China is 3.3 inches.
The longest penis length recorded in China is 5.5 inches.
Dude1: What is your average penis length?
Dude2: 7.5 inches
Dude1: Wow!
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To have consenting sexual intercourse with a woman, to penetrate the vagina with the penis.
"Did you see Glenn Beck interviewing Quitter Palin on Faux the other day?"
"Yeah, he was a complete and utter quittergazer, I've never seen anything like it. It was almost as if he thought she made sense. He was just staring into her eyes as if he was caught in some kind of spell.
I honestly thought he was going to pull down his trousers and try slipping her a length."
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