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To have a jokingly suicidal thought
After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.
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When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort
The act of continuously turning around in circles whilst displaying a sneaky nut. Sometime performed in a wheelchair.
Person 1: He was Lighthousing me the sick fuck
Person 2: What a mad cunt.
Something getting messed up by Lighthouse Academy.
Don't leave anything out in the hallway or else it will get Lighthoused!
(V.) To get black-out drunk. Lights on, nobody home.
I was lighthoused by 11 o'clock and had to be carried out of the bar
The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
To place the handle of a lit flashlight in ones ass and spin around.
Todd is drunk and doing the Cochecton lighthouse again.