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When you are standing in the center of the room and you lift a woman onto your shoulders so she is straddling your face. You then slowly rotate 360 degrees while ravenously performing cunnilingus. If you drop her, the act becomes known as "lost at sea".
I can't see this girl anymore. I was giving her the lighthouse and she squirted all over my face. Not since the BP oil spill has their been such a slippery beak.
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The action of looking from side to side, replicating a lighthouse. This occurs when one is being spoken to and they are attempting to locate a more interesting person to speak to elsewhere in the room while appearing to be listening to the person they are talking to.
I was trying to speak to cheryl last night but she wouldn't stop lighthousing which thoroughly put me off
Gerald was giving me another one of his lectures last night but as i started lighthousing he got the message and moved on
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Sean's favourite poker term. The act of staying in a two-pair hand in hopes of hitting a full house.
Sean didn't love his 7-deuce until the board flopped 7-2-5. He held firm to Mike's bet and Eyeball's call, lighthousing like a motherfucker.
A dance that looks like a lighthouse.
The lighthouse can only be preformed if:
1 The dancer is taller than the people who surround him/her so everyone can see the dance from far away.
2 The head is turned from one side to the other repeatedly.
Look at Kruger, he totally rocked out the Lighthouse!
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As opposed to "Gaslighting" it is the art of shining through the fog of deception, focusing upon the TRUTH of what is taking place.
She was lighthousing through his web of deceit and saw the truth of the matter.
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It’s a building godammit. A tall building that has a piece that spins in circles shining light. That’s it.
Despite the many definitions in the urban dictionary that state otherwise, the word “lighthouse” isn’t very interesting at all.
To spray shit laterally on the vertical walls of a toilet stall. Note: Typically of a diarrhea-like consistency.
Buddy Lou was rushing to pull his pants down so fast as he entered the shitter after first noticing strong pangs of diarrhea, locked the stall door behind him, but 0h n03s he accidentally lighthoused it with a mighty colon blow.
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