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Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak my lizard
Oh shit draven brb i gotta go leak the lizard
Prostitutes that frequent truck stops.
Did you see that lot lizards flashing those cars?
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Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing
There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard
Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.
"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...
Ten minutes later
"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"
Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.
Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.
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*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!
To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".
I got to go bleed the lizard.
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A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.
Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.