Semi Lob on

the male penis is semi-erect :)

I got a semi lob on over jennifer lopez

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half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.

i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !

lob u

A silly, humorous way of saying you love/really like someone (a friend) without freaking them out by saying I love you.

Basically the new luv;

Thanks, lob u *heart emoji*

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lob city

Los Angeles, as the home town of NBA's L.A. Clippers, because of all the alley-oops and crazy dunks they do in their games.

Blake Griffin, when heard of arrival of Chris Paul to the team: "Yeah! It's going to be Lob City!"

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throw the lob

Helping a friend get a date by giving the girl/guy good information.

DK: "Damn she looks amazing!
Billy: "Lemme throw the lob I gotchu"

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Lazy lob

A semi-engorged cock. See: Semi Lob on

I get a lazy lob just thinking about her.

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lob it in there boss

A phrase used by Irish Pikies. The phrase refers a Pikey demanding to be fucked.

I picked up this bitch down at the local. We went back to her joint and i realised she was a Pikey cuz she lived in a caravan park! I was like fuck it..hehe..i'm gonna get me some snatch..hehe..even if she's rootin' her brother. I stripped that bitch naked and went down for a bowl of soup..hehe..she quickly grabbed my head..hehe..and said "none of that fancy stuff, just lob it in there boss".

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