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Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
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a fanny that looks like its been turned inside out
person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge
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When one has gone HAM on a night out and is absolutely sloshed! They find themselves asking anyone and everyone if they have pissed themselves.
Manny: Yo Ronald!
Ronald: Yo?!
Manny: Be real with me for a sec..
Ronald: -
Manny: Did I piss myself?
Manny: DID I PISS MYSELFFF!!
Ronald: !!!
Manky Manny: It is quite a manky sight so be careful round Manny, cause he long gone.
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Large labia about a lady's underside, in a similar ilk to wizards sleeve albino fruitbat or badly packed kebab
Man, I know its winter and everyone has a runny nose, but even so, she had a proper manky hanky.
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When you find an old, used, crusty or soggy flipper in a change room/ swimming pool bathroom that has clearly been disowned and will not be missed. Could also refer to an ashy dick.
Oh no, I found another manky flipper!
A soggy or crusty flipper(s) that is described as a manky flipper(s)
A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)
this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp