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A good friend would never ditch you. Obsessed with boys. Weird yet amazing. And is always eating hummus and pepper wraps
2👍 5👎
when you shave you arms to early
that everyone can tell you shave your arms
because it looks all prickly
but its too short to shave again
"omg that miss has prickily hair on her arms"
"lol thats a baddd martha"
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Abnormal, plan changer, weirdo, a person that sees no wrong in herself
Please can you look after eadie tonight and I'll take her to school in the morning....
Ok
Can you take her to school instead?
No
You're abnormal
Excuse me???
You're the Martha here
4👍 15👎
She is a popular girl for either being kind or mean you wouldn’t want her as a best friend because she will most likely let you down and her looks are regular not gorgeous but not ugly.
“Wow Martha’s so popular”
“Ugh Martha left me to hangout with the boys”
3👍 11👎
A not nice girl who you think is your friend but in reality, she will just let you down and hang out with some boys like colin or Ryan something like that.
Martha: sorry but I think it is better if we are not friends.
Me: oh don't worry honey everyone wants to say that about you too.
2👍 8👎
An alcoholic woman who only drinks, because her husband can’t stop drinking. When they’re both drunk all hell is loose. They both can’t handle alcohol. Especially Martha, who hates to admit she’s the worst kind of drunk. A suicidal drunk. She also claims to be bisexual and threatens to leave her husband for a woman. But nobody sees that happening, because she’s a hypocrite. One day she loves women and the next she’s over them. I really just wish these two can figure out that they are not soulmates and just split already.
Jake: Bro I’m so Martha right now!
Mike: How many beers did you drink?
Jake: 4
Mike: Yeah..... you need to stop drinking now.
2👍 6👎
Crazy old lady in her thirties that likes little girls that are underage, targets
are usually teenage girls with disabilities. Lies a lot to get out of things or to make things go her way. Can't tell the truth if her life depended on it.
Thinks that the world revolves around her.
Name Martha
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