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The act of which the female taking part in sex pulls her left leg above her head while the male grabs her titties and thrusts many times to give her pleasure in the vagina.
Oh man, last night, my lady and i Upside Down Jamaican Monkey Fucked alot, and she is really flexible!
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A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
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when your angry and need something random to say.
fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?
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The act of smoking a cigarette and just before your done you light another cigarette using the cherry from the first cigarette then smoke the second one.
Looks like our smoke break is a extended today. Plenty of time for a double header purple monkey fuck.
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A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.
Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!
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>n. (pl. Fucking Monkeys)
2 The Nature Conservancy organization revealed to the scientific community in February 8, 2010 that Pan pugus is actually a parasitic mammalian organism that latches on to a desired target. Behavioural analysts of the Nature Conservancy published an article denouncing the species to be a "pest to wildlife, even humans." At maturity, the Fucking Monkey metamorphoses its anatomical structure into a horrendous appearance, and begins looking for a "mate" (prey). If the prey is Homo sapien, the Fucking monkey proceeds to figuratively "latch on" to its target, and siphons time, and capital slowly. The unfortunate victim will not realize malevolent effects until all his or her time and capital have been siphoned away. Pan pugnus will then "break up", or latch off from its victim. Finished prey will be nothing but a shell, and may be emotionally unstable, until companions console him or her.
Me - "That Fucking Monkey is so ugly..."
You - "It's because it metamorphosed."
Me - *vomit*
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A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
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