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Guido: What religion are you?
Jose: Muslim.
Guido: Where are you from?
Jose: Mexico.
Guido: You are a mosquito.
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when you squeeze around the base of your genitals so hard that the shaft looks like the stinger and the balls look like eyes.
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when a girl proceeds to give a guy head, he slaps her head much like a mosquito, this causes her to bite down on his wang and makes it bleed and then she slurps it up.
down in houston, mat trenchard recieved a mosquito bite.
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When you are eating out a girl that is on her period, so you suck blood.
Man, I gave that bitch a mosquito last night. Tastes like fish.
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Horrible little bugs that suck your blood and leave you with an itchy, irritating mosquito bite. If you think about it, there kind of like vampire bugs.
I have an itchy mosquito bite.
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A female that's annoying and easy to smash... Like a mosquito
She's such f*ckin mosquito....
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The definition of the sex term Mosquito is when a guy takes a straw and sucks up all the period blood from the girl.
"yeah my girl made me mosquito her last night."
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