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1)when you doggystyle a woman and blade her with your penis
2)an indie game about a fantasy medieval land where there is no fantasy and you ride and use horse archery and other realistic weapons to kill raiders that want to drink from your skull
1) i bet Briteny Spears was mount bladed on once in her life
2) hey have you played mount blade? i killed 99 sea raiders that wanted to drink from my skull using my bow while on my horse!
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First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.
For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.
Hey baby, lets go up on that there peak and Montana Mount, yyeeee-haaaa!
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1. To engage in sexual intercourse in a non-traditional location or position whereby great care, skill and balance is required to avoid falling, twisting or otherwise resulting in bodily injury.
2. A mechanical term used to refer to the installation of vehicle tires onto wheel rims and weight balancing the wheel for even tread wear.
1. Dan and Carla spiced up their lovemaking by having sex on the roof of their neighbors house. They were able to get off without injury with a successful mount and balance.
2. Frank bough some new shoes for his ride and made sure he paid extra for the mount and balance.
To have rims mounted onto the hub of your vehicle.
I got my 87 s10 blazer mounted up on them 24's with no cut and no rub.
When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.
Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.
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