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The "black hole" of the internet.
If I weren't out with you guys tonight I would probably be home refreshing my MySpace page every five seconds
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something that isn't worth comment.
myspace is equivalent to fanny packs, once grabbed ahold of it's a plague and pointless.
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1. Terrible color schemes.
2. Hilariously bad music list.
3. Same boring set of photos which consist of angled, black and white, or 'crank up the gamma' pics to hide pimples/fat. If that's not bad enough, there's always a retarded emo phrase underneath the pic.
4. Every word typed in alternating caps or ebonics.
5. Pages usual have 50+ flash gifs of the word 'SHORTY' or 'PRINCESS'.
6. If you're not into shitty music and shitty trends, stay away. Looking for individuality? STAY AWAY!
Guy1: hey check out this site, www.myspace.com
Guy2: hmm what's this... holy shit what the fuck is this shit? what is that terrible music playing?!
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1.) Place where I made lots of "friends" before I went home for Christmas break then met up with some of them once I got home only to discover that our relationships were solely based on random comments that are only funny if it's past 3 AM and that I have no real life social skills.
2.) Emo/ hipster mecca. Sure they're hot and well dressed, but they all listen to the same music and share the same awkward haircut.
"Turns out, 'Will' the emo gangster I met on myspace doesn't have much to say in person. Nor do I."
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a haven for teenagers, and people pretending to be teenagers who need an ego boost and a hair cut.
myspace: a place for scene sluts.
dinoheartrobot: omgz im so sad!
xlovelikemurderx: awww why hun?
dinoheartrobot: cuz i onli gawt liek 7 frend rekwests and 9 cmts todai!
xlovelikemurderx: i got like, 10 or something. im pretty bummed too.
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Emo Headquarters. Established by a then poor emo tool called Tom. He marketed the site as emo friendly. For emos by emos. It was nothing more than a site for Tom to release his (sexual) frustration on the world. Soon, after the site became an established emo gathering, the preps joined in. All hell broke lose which lead to an e-war between the emos and preps. The mighty emos defeated the preps casting them away for ever. Nowadays preps are making a comeback. It is predicted preps will become the leading demographic in 2050.
Until then, emos run myspace.
Hey josh, lets go on myspace and plan how we will further destroy music.
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1. A place to meet new people, or show you're friends with others.
2. It sucks.
"What the fuck is up with MySpace."
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