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New York New Year

when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully

my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15

by Just A Koala January 2, 2011


sky news is lie news

Is a common saying and is a popular hashtag on twitter

sky news is lie news is a popular hashtag. #SkyNewsIsLieNews!

by AnonDoxy August 6, 2017


New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

41๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2015

89๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Beijo

Section 8 infested City in Southeastern Massachusetts. Pronounced "New bay ho" amigo, comprende, I mean, understand? One more Massachusetts "Gateway" City, whatever the hell that is supposed to mean. Gateway to what, gorging off the public trough?

When I get out of the methadone treatment center I am going to apply for Public Housing in New Beijo.

by The Ultimate Public Charge April 5, 2022


New Dick

When a woman leaves a man that sheโ€™s been with awhile,for a new one.

โ€œHey,Barbara!โ€....โ€Is that your new dick that youโ€™re dicking down?โ€...โ€Yes,it is!โ€.

by jim6471 October 6, 2020


Pew News

The most reliable new source on the internet. Run by the man who runs the most popular review show, Meme Review, and the most popular series, YLYL, Pewdiepie. The show is hosted by Gloria Borger, pronounced Glor-ee- ah Borg-ah.

You watch Pew News last night, big stuff happened man.

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 5, 2018

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