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A very, very long duck who lives at the University of York. He went viral across the internet in April 2020.
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The gratuitously long yet rewarding journey of courting a woman into becoming your girlfriend.
Coleman played the Long Game in order to win the heart of Katherine and make her, his girlfriend.
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An alias, like Heywood Jablome or Mike Hunt, that can be given to the ladies.
Deana: So, what's your name?
Trav: Madicus Long. How about yours?
Deana: Consuelo
Trav: This should work out well.
It means bad luck/peak/ too bad
Boy 1: Ah shit mum told me to take the chicken out the freezer and I forgot
Boy 2: yh long day brudda
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When you take a shit standing up and putting your head down to a position where you can see your genitals and take a shit right after you slide your hands through in a long snapping motion
Gabe: "I'm going to take a shit near that bush."
Robert: "Alright, but don't start long snapping or else it'll be awkward for the other campers."
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In The Long Run - the longevity or life span
Of a person , place , thing or Gig .
In The Long Run that 5 year stint at
That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.
In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought
10 years ago cost him more in repairs
In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support
In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house
In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license
He went and made something of himself.
In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs
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An awesome Gustavus Radio Show that is on Wednesday Nights.
This is how they got the name.
"In Ultimate Frisbee, my position is called a long, and Pete used to play hooker in rugby, hence the title."
A Long Hooker is also popularly known as a Whore who has been at work for so long that her vagina is as wide as a whale's mouth.
Dude i listened to the Long hooker show tonight and it was bomb as hell. Pete Lindquist is the next Howard Stern.
My friend ordered a Long Hooker for the Bachelor Party tonight because she was so experienced.