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When you buy the latest piece of technology right before the next model comes out. Thus stuck with a piece of shit compared to the new model.
Sally: "John look I just bought this cool Nook e-reader!"
John: "Nice"
(2 days later)
John:"Hey Sally the new Nook just came out, didn't you just buy..."
Sally: "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkk"
John: "The Nook effect"
The area in your home where you consistently find yourself having spontaneous sex. Typically a kitchen or dining area.
Jen and Shaun, yet again, found themselves naked in the kitchen fuck nook for some early morning fun.
a black and oriental couples child would be known as a nigger and a gook both of these racist remarks mixed make nook.
Look at that little nook eat fried chicken and grits with some chopsticks.
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A "look nook" is a vagina so loose, you can take a good look around it. Another term for a giant, sloppy, vagina. Often accompanied by beef curtains.
The girl I hooked up with last night had a complete look nook.
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When you’re leaking from the anus and you dont have a butt plug handy, a cheap and easy DIY way to make one is to find a standard Chess set, and firmly slide the Rook piece up your ass. The Bishops work better for that deep reach. The Rooks are all about girth. Wash and reuse.
“Oh no.. Taco Bell again... good thing Nan-Nan’s got that old chess set. I need a rook nook pronto, pup!”
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the place where a girl rests her head when shes leaning against a boy. it is usually very comfy and is located just under the shoulder
Girl: i am oh so tired, if only i had a comfy place to lean/sleep on
Guy: oh, why don't you lean against my shoulder nook.
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A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. That’s enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.
Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.
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