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Humanoid creature with dark skin, swollen potato-shaped head, duck bill, and medieval religimous costumery growing out their body. Mammy nuns are more or less undestructible.
The Mammy Nuns were created by feeding mashed potatoes contaminated with synthetic mutagens to San Quentin prison inmates.
Coined by Frank Zappa in the early eighties for his bizarre rock opera, "Thing-Fish".
Mike's fashion-sense-challenged girlfriend dresses like a mammy nun.
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To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.
Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.
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a prostitute, window tapper, lady of the night, fallen bird, meat curtain vendor, or "slip-and-slide" merchant
I saved up my allowance to get a punchable nun and had enough left over to get nachos.
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Descriptive of someone who is extremely unwilling to spend money i.e is 'tight'.
Stephen always purchased cubic zirconia for girls as he was tight as a nuns cunt.
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A nun who has lost her virginity, usually through sexual intimacy with another member of the Clergy, but who carries on with her duties as if she were chaste.
Joe: "Man, that babe is hot. I wish she weren't a nun."
Dan: "No worries, man. I hear she's a deflowered nun."
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A reverse missionary position where the girl is on top and the guys legs are up over her shoulders. In this position the girl has to do most of the thrusting work so she really has to want it, thusly the naughty nun. Can be difficult especially for couples with big height difference
"So how was last night with that girl you left the bar with?"
"that girls raunchy we were just getting started and she turned naughty nun on me"
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When screwing a girl from behind, wrap a towel around her head. Then, grabbing the "wings" of the towel, you pull yourself up so your dick is still inside of her but your knees are off the ground, and straighten you legs. You look like the flying nun. To take it a step further, when you cum, you should tell her she is a "bad habit". Warning: don't try with a skinny girl because she may not be able to support your full weight.
I picked up this girl from the bar, brought her home, and pulled the flying nun on her. Thank goodness she was a thick girl so she could support my weight!