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Your pink instrument, your purple headed warrior, it stands to attention when played.
"I'm going to play my pink oboe"
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(v.) to elbow a sexual partner in the mouth within a half-hour of intercourse.
She was so upset that I had given her a Spanish Wipe that she was flossing the oboe before I knew it.
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the oboe player is a strange breed. do to there shrunken brains do to the pressure put on there head from pushing all that
air thew the tiny hole. they are the most pathetic person you'll see. usual female, they never have drama in the section but look like there drinking a caparison when playing
oh look there are only two oboe players this year again thos pathetic little shits
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"Shirley bent down and proceeded to play the pink oboe"
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To administer fellatio to a person of no fixed abode.
Cor, Trace that unwashed drunken homeless man looks hot, I think I want to play the hobo oboe.
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When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.
“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”
To stroke the penis; to masturbate.
Mark, don't play the pink oboe! Get out of the bathroom and let me use the toilet!
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