one-one

The first episode of the first season of a show (season one, episode one). The first level in a game with multiple worlds (world one, level one).

I don't want to start in the middle, show me one-one.

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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

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buy one get one free

a synonym for masturbation

Kease: I heard your girl left for vacation?
Mikey: Yup, so im going to have to buy one get one free until she comes back

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one two one two combination

when you finger a girl with the indew and middle finger.

dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose

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one one nine

A nick name used by most residents of Lake County, Indiana and the East-side of Chicago for 119th street in Whiting, IN. Once a major cruising destination, its now fallen on hard times. No longer do truckloads of teenagers sit in their vechiles all night long.

Back in the day, we used to cruise the big one one nine all night in a hemi powered Cobra.

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nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

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whine one one

The number you dial when calling a wahmbulance for someone that is whining.

"My girlfriend just broke up with me and my mom just died. I think I'm going to go stand in front of an oncoming train"
"Would you like me to call a wahmbulance? Dial whine one one?"

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