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when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster
boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog
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Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
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Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.
The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.
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The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.
I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.
"Hey honey, can you pass the oyster sauce? It's a bit dry in here."
Another way of saying "wet pussy"
I fingered Jessica and man she had a moist oyster
Can I have a Glasgow oyster please? Glasgow Salad
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