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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018


sir peepee's sexy perfume

every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.

oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee

by zvahl January 31, 2017


Perfume Attack

When an Asthmatic Person starts having breathing difficulties do too the presence of perfume in the area

Oh no Jessie is having another perfume attack I wonder if it’s a coordinated attack

by BepisCokeBottoms January 18, 2020


perfume regret

Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.

I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine

by themal123 March 14, 2024


Perfum shop

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else

Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there

by Le on December 13, 2019


perfumed greyhound

An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.

The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.

by Diggedy Dogg March 9, 2017


Perfume

Fragrance that makes you smell good. Some people use this to go on a date or just if they smell bad and want to smell good

Man you’re stinky!
Really?! I should put on someone perfume

by Cuteperson05829 October 15, 2019