An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
every hoe that uses the dog filter on snapchat most likely owns this perfume.
oh my god laura that hoe Karli own's sir peepee's sexy perfume. :O
Laura: ewwww what a hoeee
When an Asthmatic Person starts having breathing difficulties do too the presence of perfume in the area
Oh no Jessie is having another perfume attack I wonder if it’s a coordinated attack
Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine
When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else
Have you farted??
Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there
An elderly yet fashionable gentleman with a penchant for excessive cologne use.
The old man down the road is a bit of a perfumed greyhound. He needs to cut down on his use of Brut.
Fragrance that makes you smell good. Some people use this to go on a date or just if they smell bad and want to smell good
Man you’re stinky!
Really?! I should put on someone perfume