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Pez Dispenser

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.

Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm

by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


That's An Insult To The PEZ Community

A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.

"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."

by eatingapenis May 10, 2021


Human Pez Dispenser

To cut someones throat in such a way as to make their head fall back like a pez dispenser.

OJ got pissed and turned Nicole into a human pez dispenser!

by Trinacria January 16, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pez Dispenser

The act of buying a fruit-like scented Douche', using it. and then putting it in a milk carton and/or jug for unsuspecting humans to drink.

Amy: I bought a Lavender scented Douche the other day.
Gianna: We should totally Pez Dispenser with it.
Random Guy: GROSS!!

by Thisiswhatithink December 30, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pez Dispenser

To put candies ( small candies ) inside your foreskin, and dispense them into someones hand or onto floor

"I emptied my whole pez dispenser on the floor the other day"

by bigfellatrilogy February 4, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


pez dispenser

A sexual manuver similar to the elevator shaft. However, instead of completely removing the head, there is a small amount of skin left in tact on the hack of the neck, allowing the head to flop up and down like a pez dispenser.

Alex decided to do the pez dispenser instead of the elevator shaft because he would only need one trashbag to clean up.

by DLOTS November 28, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pez

To get decapitated.

"Ron and Nicole got turned into pez dispensers by O.J." or "O.J. Pezzed Ron and Nicole."

by Fernando Najera September 4, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž