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The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
The classy version of eat a dick
You sir may go masticate a phallus
The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.
person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile