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The imaginary penis, a lesbian thinks with when she’s checking out women
That bird had a face like the elephant man’s ball bag! Mind you, she had massive bangers, long legs and dressed like a Trollope. Linda must’ve been thinking with her phantom phallus when she hit on that munter!
A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."
The classy version of eat a dick
You sir may go masticate a phallus
Palestinian youth, in reference to the demographic structure and phallic shape of the Gaza strip.
From the cry-me-a-river to the seethe, Phallus-teen will REEEEE.
The posh way of telling someone to suck dick.
person 1: I banged your mother last night
some random posh guy from the 1950s: ingest phallus you imbecile