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Question made to confuse, or befuddle someone. Can lead to universal implosion, or exploding of one's head.
If Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." What happens?
A great Cretan once said; "All Cretans are lyers." Is he lying or telling the truth?
These are examples of the Pinocchio Complex.
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A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her
Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"
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When shit gets real.
Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.
Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man
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The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing
Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.
masturbating for a guy
Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.
Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)
When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller
Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio