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A small town located West of Columbus, right beside Hilliard and Dublin. It's known for the homestyle Amish cooking of the Der Dutchman. Only the residents know what really goes on in the kitchen though... And it's not Amish cooking. Jonathan Alder, the local high school, isn't known for much except a great football team and girls basketball (aka Lauren Prochaska). The town was recently upgraded with the addition of a bypass that added another stoplight; bringing the total to two and a half. Plain City is full of townies, hicks, and farmers, and country songs describe life. "Ticks" by Brad Paisley? Yessir, my girl and I have done that. "Hicktown" by Jason Aldean? Yup, that's where I'm from. Yes, people have tried painting the water tower.
If you're from Plain City, no one will know where it is, so don't bother trying to explain.
1. "Plain City? Oh, I know where that is! Der Dutchman, right?"
2. "Wait, you mean your town used to only have one stop light?"
3. "You have a sweet football team."
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A place of enchanted beauty which holds plenty of over confident backwoods bible thumpers who just don't give a fuck about what you think and will bash you into the ground. Home to a numerous amount of rednecks as well. Tellico is a double edged sword as it has much to do but almost only if you are an adventurous outdoors type.
Man that majestic picture perfect spot we just went through must have been Tellico Plains. Doesn't get more old school and old time as Tellico Plains.
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A derogatory word that describes a white person. Can be used in much the same way as nigger, chink, and spic.
You plain guys never get accused of anything.
i ain't sayin she a gold digga but she aint messin with no broke plain guys
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Liked by people called (robin) usually following the consumption of many drugs.
Oh look there’s a robin again eating plain bread without butter.
a peruvian who just complains constantly also known as a pulsating poon or a thrusting vag
My gf is a c-plain she never shuts the fuck up
Someone boring, tasteless and dry. Has zero personality or sense of humour and probably wears tartan pyjamas.
Plain chicken for a plain girl
A phrase that indicates something so obvious that even the thickest, most oblivious person should see it. Usually, but not always, meant in a slightly insulting or derogatory manner; Origins are unknown but possibly derived from Irish. Use of it seems to have started on the east coast but is also found throughout the country, mostly in rural communities. Similar to: "as plain as the nose on your face".
"Those kids died? Well it's a shame but it's plain-as-day they shouldn't have been playing at the top of the cliffs."
"Did I see the latest Darwin Award? Well it's plan-as-day that you shouldn't strap a rocket engine to the roof of your car."
"How do you get downtown? See that water tower, head for that and you'll find downtown, plain-as-day, just to the right."
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