polar 240

A great song made by ParagonX9 on Newgrounds. It's claimed to have 240 BPM and has a wintry feel, hence the name polar 240.

Guy: Hey, Bob, come here!
Friend: Yeah?
Guy: Listen to this song called polar 240, isn't it great?
Friend: Hell yeah! I'll get my metronome to see if it really is 240 BPM.

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The Polar Express

The Polar Express is a 1985 children's book (ISBN 0-86264-143-8) written and illustrated by Chris Van Allsburg, a former professor at the Rhode Island School of Design.

Guy 1: Yo, have you read The Polar Express?

Guy 2: Yeah, man, it's the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

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go polar

To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.

A: So did butt-knocker call you today?

J: No, haven't heard from him.

A: Since when?

J: Since, like, three days ago.

A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?

J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.

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Polar Bearing

Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.

Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.

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polar bjørn

A metamorphosis of the human body when experiencing frustrating moments in life.

Shamoun was a kind and gentle soul, but whenever he would experience frustration he would turn into Polar Bjørn.

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Polar swirly

Its when you put your partners head in a toilet full of ice water then flush it while doing them from behind.

Hey did hear Nate gave that girl at the party a polar swirly this weekend

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The Polarity Strategy

Life is endless battle and conflict, and you cannot fight effectively unless you can identify your enemies. Learn to smoke out your enemies, to spot them by the signs and patterns that reveal hostility. Then, once you have them in your sights, inwardly declare war. Your enemies can fill you with purpose and direction.

Jenn had the mind for The Polarity Strategy.

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