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The Boy Porridge is a long furby, (the LONGEST) who also goes by the name Thursday. Himself and Strange Aeons have control over the Teeth Cult and have made it clear that if you want into the club you must sacrifice a spine or teeth. The Boy Porridge is also a LGBTQ advocit, also a bi boy himself.
Me: "Have you heard of The Boy Porridge?"
Friend: "Yes, I'm part of the Teeth Cult."
Me: "I am absolutely filled with porridge."
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"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."
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the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.
drinking cock porridge
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To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
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noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge
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An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal
I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge