"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."
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the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.
drinking cock porridge
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To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
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a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.
She just digs my porridge.
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noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge
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Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal
I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge
(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.
Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?