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"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."
the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.
drinking cock porridge
To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.
She just digs my porridge.
noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge
A porridge like substance that is made when you try to hold in diarrhea but it leaks out and mixes with other liquids found in that area. This rancid mixture will only occur when you have swampass or duck butter and some of your sewage leaks out and mixes with it.
Bro i was at a McDonald’s bathroom and i swear someone smeared their anal porridge on the mirrors
An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."