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Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

49๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

by rojer ramjet June 4, 2006

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.

Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Panty Porridge

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.

Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge

by Twll Tin May 21, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Columbian Porridge

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal

I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge

by Clarrrrky December 8, 2019


texas porridge

(noun): - a typical bowl of stew or chili for a certain locale, typical of various ethnic groups. Can be anything from venison stew in the northeast to various chowders to generous stews and hearty (non-water based) gruels.

Man that 7 hour flight cost me a trip, can ya get me a bowl of texas porridge/garbage and a few buttered rolls?

by phillydrifter November 12, 2010