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Portugal is a wonderful country, we will try to learn and understand your language! Here you can find famous people with José Castelo Branco and the wonderful Fernando Mendes! You'll also find "chungas" in all the clubs and old ladies gossiping through all the windows
1:Where are you from?
2:Portugal
1: Spain??? Oohhh Cristiano Ronaldo
2:Yes.... I'm Tuga
Sticking your dick in every hole.
We decided to have a Portugal Cleaning House party when the kids were staying the night at a friends house.
An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.
Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal
Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.
The expression you would use when answering positively to any question asked by a Portuguese.
Portuguese person: Hey man want some bacalhau?
You: Yes Portugal
It involves shaving cream and duct tape.
I went to La Margarita and asked for a “Lady Portugal”.
When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.
I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.
A woman having amazing sex with orgasms
You wont believe how good the sex was last night, my fanny went to portugal.
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