possible-contingent dichotomy

A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.

The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.

realest possible talk

n. Talk so real it couldn't possibly be any realer. Talk of a nature so fantastically sincere that both the speaker and the listener will be blown away by its realness.

Bro A: "Dude, there's too many stupid chick flicks coming out."

Bro B: "Okay, realest possible talk? I really liked <stupid romantic comedy X>."

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possible conversation to be had

a conversation that you hope to have with someone that you've been working towards but don't know if it's gonna happen

John:What are you thinkin about?
Sally:Possible conversation to be had...
John:Wtf does that mean?! About what?!
Sally:Oh you'll see...one day...
John:Fuck you...I'm gonna play video games....your shit is so stupid.

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You can't possibly be flying

A statement following the exclamation, "Oh My GOD!", that one is most likely to hear after throwing one's self at the ground and missing. See throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If you have thrown yourself at the ground and missed, it is vitally important that you do not believe the statement, "you can't possibly be flying", when you hear it. Otherwise, you will suddenly discover that it is true.

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Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

I’m pretty sure the elites are close to this.

I wonder what other technology they are hiding. Hmn. Brain transplantation into other bodies?

Is it possible to give Eternal Life?

(jews etc)

If I don’t get over the GED I’m going to be stuck for life. I need something that will end my torment. I need something more structured.

Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)

The gayest possible gay porn scene that a straight man can think of without losing his mind.

Hey man, what is your Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)? A mountain of dicks.

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what could possibly go wrong

The thing you say when you're about to do something really stupid that will, without question, go wrong.

"I'll just swim through this pit of crocodiles like a baws. What could possibly go wrong?"

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