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Prison

A place where gay people can freely express their sexuality.

prisoner: "you're going to be my bitch tonight."
gay person: "Ohhh, I like the sound of that!"

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

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Prison Prison Break

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Breaking out of Prison Prison (guarded by prisoners) into regular Prison so one can resume breaking out of Prison into the free world.

This isn't a story about a Prison Break, or a story about a Prison Prison Prison Break. This is a story about one man (and that man's brother) as they try to break out of Prison Prison back into regular Prison.

P.S. Apples.
Ask your local grocer about apples.

by unluckymoney September 1, 2008

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Thunderdome Prison

This is a prison so dangerous from hand to hand combat, it is like a Mad Max movie.

If you get shipped to Trousdale, be ready for a Thunderdome prison!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2020


Prison Body

When you have a massive upper body with low body fat, and your lower body is extremely small. You have the build of an ice cream cone.

Prison Black Muscle Prison Body

by Phil Heath February 18, 2012

30πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Prison Jester

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.

A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2020


prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.

The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 15, 2018

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prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

by Dougedatamazingdog April 8, 2018

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