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Dude 1:I just cought a Mach 3 razor and some gillete shaving gel and now I have a PSP.
Dude 2: Dude, how'd you get a Sony product out of shaving your nuts?
Dude 1: Negative, brotha! I got me a beautiful pair of Perfectly Shaved Pubes for the ladies to play with!
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Post-Sex-Piss: After engaging in coitus the need to urinate will surely follow. This piss, for guys at least, us usually a messy one because the direction of the urine cannot be controlled and it also has the remnants of exchanged bodily fluids. Might sound nasty, but if you fuck you will eventually have one of these. Embrace them.
"Dude, I had some good sex with nessa last night and had to take the fattest PSP afterwards."
"Did you pull an R Kelly and give her a good one in the eye?"
"Nah I accidently pissed on her cat though."
"Well at least you can say you pissed on her pussy!"
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The Play Station Portable, Sony' entry in the world of handheld gaming. Supreme graphics that make the DS cry, a battary lifr of seven hours, the ability to play movies with widescreen dimensions, and can hold mp3s and can be used for viewing pictures, Reatail is $250 in the U.S.
me: hey, check out my PSP.
ds owner : pffft. so what? my ds pwns.
me: can it play movies or MP3s?
ds owner: no, so what?
me: do the graphic look like THIS?
ds owner: *shits pants*
me: I thought not.
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PSP stand for Personal Software Process. It is one of the methodologies of software engineering that promote building of quality software (with less bugs and less bloat). This is a highly merit based approach to software engineering this approach however have not been widely adopted in the industry not because the practice of PSP itself have a lot pitfalls but because practicing PSP is intellectually challenging and training one to practice PSP takes a long time and is a bit expensive. But even if its not worth widely adopted its still offers great practices that can be applied to any software development methodologies.
Every programmer/software developer should try PSP.
Playstation Portable, Sony's handheld gaming device.
PSP is outselling the Nintendo DS in preorders alone.
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Play/Porn Station Portable. This is a great console that is much better than a DS. It looks better and the games look better. All the DS has is 2 screens. Whoop de fuckin doo. A touch screen... what a waste! My friend has a DS and had his brother run it over after he saw my PSP. Besides you can go online and use its second function of porn!!!
Me: Hey Anthony look at my PSP
Anthony: Look a black peice of crap
Me: Can u watch Pimp my ride?
Anthony: STFU
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