Puma

Puma, not a big cat, but actually stands for Possibly the Ugliest Motherfucker Alive. Used to describe both males and females, it is a derogatory term.

"That puma Flava Flav is the only crackhead I know with a TV show."

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PUMA

PUMA is the name of a political action committee (and the supporters thereof) formed to protest the selection of Barack Obama for the Democratic Party's 2008 presidential nomination, preferring Hillary Clinton as a candidate. PUMA stands alternatively for "People United Means Action" and "Party Unity My Ass!"

"Angry PUMAs on the prowl in Denver" (headline from Salon magazine, 8/26/08)

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Puma

Cool, Legit, sick, fo real, guick

That was so puma, Ohh Hella Puma

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Puma

really awesome, to be cool, legit

shit thats puma, im puma your not

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Puma

When a woman reaches an age where she is no longer a Baby Panther, yet still prefers gentlemen who are at least 10 years older than her, and not for their money or security.

A hallmark of a Puma is the woman who found older men attractive from about age 13-14, and continued this preference throughout her teens and early twenties. By age 25, she is no longer considered a "Baby Panther", yet she is no Cougar either.

Person A: "Christoph Waltz is so gorgeous!"
Person B: "Come on, he's 54 years old!"

Person A: "So? I'm 30!"

Person B: "That's still 24 years difference! He could have fathered you."
Person A: "Your point being? I'm a Puma."

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Person C: "OHMYGODLOL!!!!!! CHRISTOPH I LOVE YOU!! AGE DOESN'T MATTER, I'M TURNING 18 IN NINE MONTHS!!!!!"

Person A: "Child, move your slut ass."

Person C: "Liek OMG! I'm a BABY PANTHER and I'm SEXAY! What would he want with your old ass?"

Person A: "I'm sure, given the choice, he'd prefer to talk to someone whose cultural point of reference isn't limited Jersey Shore, and who read books before Harry Potter and Twilight."

Person C: "OMG YOU WATCH JERSEY SHORE? I LOVE SNOOKI!"

Person A: ".... Here's the newest Pokemon game for the DSi...."

Person C: "OMG! MUDKIPS!" *runs off*

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pumas

You use this term when somebody makes a spelling mistake, this started when we found out a bad speller had the worst trainers in history. Hilarity surely ensued.

Person1: Hey did you see the spimsposn??
Person2: spimsposn pumas.

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pumas

Not just the plural form of a dangerous feline. The term 'pumas' can be used to indicate someone's illiteracy, poor spelling and poor typing.

(Idiot): I saw ths masive truck outside my house!

(Person): ths masive pumas!

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