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"A lovely pile of filth."
Excellent for instructing your history students as to what life was REALLY like in the Middle Ages.
And what floats in water?
Churches!
Apples!
Baked Gravy!
Very Small Rocks!
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Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.
I am watching "And Now for Something Completely Different" as I type this.
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An extremely large shit. When you haven't crapped in days and then finally let it explode out your anus. A very key characteristic of the resting python is the ability to get the feces to wrap around the inside of the toliet bowl like a resting snake.
"Dude, John, come here and check out this resting python in it's natural habitat!"
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THE FUNNIEST DAMNED SHOW EVER! 'Nuff said.
"Is this Bolton or isn't it?!"
"Yes it is how can I help ya?"
"But I was just in here an hour ago and you said this wasn't 'Bolton'"
"No, no, no. That was a pun"
"What kind of a pun is that?"
"No, no. I-its one of those words that are spelled the same forwards and backwards."
"A palindrome?"
"Yes that's it!"
"But that's not a palindrome! The opposite of 'Bolton' is 'Notlob'!"
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One of the most docile, shy, and curious of snakes that has a place in the herpetoculturists collection, known in Europe as the Royal Python, albeit its name Python Regius, that, if able to be fed well and under a secure and well kept cage, can not only be an almost personable long term pet, but an interesting and entertaining one at feeding time as well. Comes in many colors and can be expensive to buy, so watch your wallet.
Aaron: Hey dude, I got a Ball python for Christmas.
Logan: Sweet, dont let it escape...
Chris: Especially in my house.
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a group of brits with the funniest dry humor ever.
often people who claim to love them have only seen the holy grail, even though the flying circus is way better.
cool people like monty python
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White guy with a big dick and he knows it!
John has a python dick
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