I can’t remember

I can’t remember

I can’t remember

do you remember

well do you?

do you remember
the 21st night of september

Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

remember the tight ones

The pornograpic version of the hollywood hit remember the titans

remember the tight ones will follow the same plot as remember the titans. except the whole football team fucking the HEAD cheerleader in the locker room before the football game for good luck and for winning.

remember the almo

when getting a blow job while sitting at the top of the stairs once you blow over her face you kick her down the steps and scream "remember the almo"

"remember the almo!"

re-remember-er

n. A person who doesn't listen to a story or a joke. Then later in the conversation will restate a story or joke, thinking that he/she is super smart and/or super funny, but ends up looking like a jerk.

John, "Remember that one time when we had that party?"

Mike, " You re-remember-er. We just talked about that five minutes ago.

i don't remember

a phrase used when hit upside the head by a small case of temporary Alzheimer's disease.

"Why did you do it?"
"I don't remember!"

remembering 9/11

A phrase used to cover up the fact that you were masturbating.

Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh