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Bidder's Remorse

When you bid on something on eBay and automatically regret it. Due to this regret you wish to retract your bid, but eBay rules don't allow this. You are left with a feeling of remorse hoping that someone will outbid you.

Sarah: Man, I just bid on a new phone on eBay.

Matt: That's exciting. Do you think you will win?

Sarah: I hope not, I have a bad case of bidder's remorse.

by lady tati March 24, 2011


orgasmic remorse

When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.

Donnie took a personal day off today, he suffers from Orgasmic Remorse

by hilda50 October 30, 2013


Wiki remorse

Knowing the only reason you graduated from high school and or college was because of Wikipedia.

Wiki's remorse could also be a feeling of guilt. Almost as if you cheated because you used Wikipedia and it made the assignment so much more easier.

(Wiki remorse is also known as "wiki's remorse" or "Wikipedia remorse".)

On graduation day the valedictorian was giving her speech about how she spent long hours and days at the library researching for her 15 page report on The Holocaust, and how hard work pays off. While Max thought about how he basically just paraphrased the whole Wikipedia article on the Holocaust. Then he started feeling like crap and having wiki remorse for not putting any effort into his work .

by xChelseaKravitz April 8, 2011

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Tugger's Remorse

Overwhelming feelings of shame, guilt or filthiness after masturbation. Often a result of conditioned upbringing, perverse fantasy or simply the step back to reality post orgasmic euphoria.

Stan's chronic, daily , deviat masturbation habit to videos of ladyboys always left him in a state of Tugger's Remorse.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2015

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Masturbator's Remorse

verb: Refers to the feeling of remorse felt after completion of masturbation.

Does not have to be limited to the feelings of disgust after realising what you just jerked off to.

Masturbator's Remorse also refers to feelings of sadness related to not looking at a different type of porn, not coming to a good enough stimulus, not getting through enough porn and coming to soon, feelings of loneliness and deep depression etc.

Gavin just game after two and a half minutes of shemale porn, and now he is feeling Masturbator's Remorse for not at least look up some hentai.

by NicCaged November 7, 2013

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sexual remorse

The feeling of guilt subsequent to hooking up with someone. This could be anything from just a kiss to intercourse. However, the most extreme cases of sexual remorse often are due to intercourse.

I totally shouldn't have slept with him last night! I have a bad case of sexual remorse!

by bill the buffalo October 23, 2008

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Bidenโ€™s remorse

When someone who voted or supported Joe Biden in the 2020 election, who though was gonna bring change, only felt deceived at the direction the country is going.

Biden supporter: Man, I thought Joe Biden was gonna help this country for real, but now we have him overflowing migrants facilities, losing businesses, and starting wars. Maybe this election was rigged.

Friend: So, you have Bidenโ€™s remorse?

by E08 March 8, 2021