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i know you love me and i love you too
she came home from her 9 day retreat and said i know you love me and i love you too
A situation where you and your wife are invited to your boss's home for dinner. Upon finishing dinner, your boss takes your wife and proceeds to have sex with her on the dinner table in front of you while firmly holding your gaze. Upon finishing, he instructs you to leave and you are expected to shake his hand at the door and thank him for a lovely evening.
My boss invited us over for dinner. I really don't want to go because he's a psychopath and I know that it's going to end up being another Putin's Retreat.
When its so cold, your ball shrink into your body and your scrotum shrivells and hardens to preserve testicle warmth.
Samantha: "OMG ITS SO FUCKING COLD THERES NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS!!!"
Jamie: "Actually., if you educated yourself you would know the correct term is "ball retreating""
A positive light to medium hangover which disables you from any engaging activities a lets you get lazy!
Utilized by all smart hard working men and women around the globe during the weekends.
Invented by Weekend Warrior Initiative (WWM).
I had such a awesome drinking match yesterday and today I am on hangover retreat. No work and other freaking responsibilities for me today.
An overpriced weekend boondoggle at a fancy hotel or spa resort under the guise of promoting mental, physical and spiritual health. All the while, guests stay in very posh rooms and are catered to at all stages. Guests ranges from unfortunate 500 CEO's to yoga mat guy to crypto saleswoman. All will brag to their friends how great a life changing experience it was but they inevitably return to their status quo.
Parker: I feel so great after my wellness retreat at Terranea this weekend. Massages, inspirational sorta TED Talks, farm to table organic whole grain paleo single sourced low glycemic gluten free planet friendly meals…it was amazing. I feel like a new man.
Logan: That's not a wellness retreat. That’s a poshness retreat. And you’ll be right back to pimping big pharma as soon as your Tesla is charged.
Parker: Ya, I guess you’re right. Wish they had just given me the $10,000 in stock options. See you later, gotta go get an office to prescribe more of that new late night advertised wonder drug that is marginally better than the old one but at ten times the price.
To take a break from the fast pace of modern life by listening to some chill-out and relaxing music.
"The first thing I do when I get in after a bitch of a day, is take an audio retreat."
While wearing headphones at your desk with your feet up and your hands behind your head try placing this sign on your desk:
"Please come back at a later time. I'm on an audio retreat."
Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.
Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!